Time Machine Dreams

Ok, I'm really into youtube tonight. But the semester is over and i have headphones and some free time. More importantly, does anyone have serious blueprints for a time machine??? Cause i gotta hit 88mphs and get back to 1980. Just came across some serious funk footage of Talking Heads during the Remain in Light tour. This stuff might take precedent over some of my other time machine dreams. But i still wanna create a shift in the time/space continuum to travel back and see Chili Peppers in LA in '91 for the beginning of the BSSM tour, the Clash and Beatles at their Shea shows, Primus in '89 Berkley where they recorded Suck On This, and the CBGB shows when Talking Heads, The Ramones, Blondie, & Television used to play the same night. And if alternate universes are involved, i wanna go back to the 2001 show in Kansas (it was held at the center of US to avoid Coastal Issues) where Tupac and Biggie finally ended their feud and agree that if they combine their rhymes & research they can cure AIDS and Cancer and come up with a realistic solution to stop Global Warming.

Hit me up with some of your own time machine destinations..